Note Card Wisdom
My Magikarp is a trooper. He’s got a dream, and he’s not letting anything get in his way. So brave.
literally every fish I own.
Some expressions and phrases translated from English to the Hiddlestoner language
Hiddlestoner: Loki Feels
English: "yolo" /I don't care about your opinion/ fuck it, I'm doing it any ways/ I regret nothing
Hiddlestoner: I DO WHAT I WANT!
English: that's very funny/lol/rofl/lfmao, etc...
English: You got pranked/trololol/ u mad? or I'm in love
Hiddlestoner: LOKI'D or I am Loki'd
English: I love you
Hiddlestoner: I hate you
English: Why do you say this is insane?
Hiddlestoner: oh, is it madness? is it? IS IT??
English: uhm, yes, I would like to have a decaf, please.
Hiddlestoner: Decaffeinato! Take the caffeine OUT, please.
English: I feel like such an idiot:
Hiddlestoner: I feel like such a tit
Hiddlestoner: You mewling quim
English: I have friends
Hiddlestoner: I have an army
English: wow I love it, can I have another please?
Hiddlestoner: This __, I like it. ANOTHER! (note that this expression is used in other fandoms too)
English: Oh, they are really cute together
Hiddlestoner: I SHIP IT! (note that this expression is used in all of Tumblr)
English: wow, I love his hands
Hiddlestoner: HAND PORN
English: wow I love his neck
Hiddlestoner: NECK PORN
English: wow, he is sexy
English: He is a perfect man
Hiddlestoner: lifer ruiner
English: That was my intention
Hiddlestoner: *evil smirk* That was the plan
English: he sits in a very relaxed position
Hiddlestoner: HE SITS LIKE A WHORE
Needs no other explanation
So cute <3
To: Christopher Nolan